About Buckland J Randall

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Buckland J Randall was born in the UK where he lives and works as a highly respected and successful author.

He grew up in a commune in Sussex whereupon at the age of eighteen, was asked to leave the cult because of his prolific drug dealing and procuring of elderly prostitutes.

Randall then attended serval universities where he failed all his subjects including Literature and basic writing.

After failing his exams Randall moved to London where he trained as a dancer/stripper, and on his first professional engagement, he fell off the stage landing on two grandmothers injuring them both. Not one to be despondent, Randall quickly bounced back and retrained as a horse whisperer working with deaf horses, this too was a short-lived career.  

At age thirty Buckland then invested his life savings in a vaccine to rid people born with red hair,  as yet no governments have come forward to take up the vaccine offers.

After his vaccine venture, Randall designed the first-ever steam-driven motocross bike, only to discover that riders were happy to stick with the far superior petrol-driven models.

He then opened a large high street shop hoping to corner the market selling Rodeo Clown Barrels, but sadly closed after only three months due to lack of customers and sales.

Undeterred he then built and produced a 4/4 all-terrain truck called the Randall which won him critical acclaim, only to be shut down by the makers of Land rover. After they found he had just gone and purchased a Land rover Defender and replaced all the LR badges with the name Randall.